Glugh Glugh!

Q. Where's the best parking in Greenville if you're drunk?
A. The Police lot!

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"— in clear view of the Greenville Police Department —"

It's not just a good place to run red lights anymore‽

Avast Ye Scurvy Dogs!
Second Pirate statue stolen from City Hall
"— in clear view of the Greenville Police Department —"
—The Daily Reflector

Pirate Escapes

Capt. Jack took a trip
Now he's back.

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NC STATE LAW :: Yield to Pedestrians WITHIN CROSSWALK

NC STATE LAW :: Yield to Pedestrians WITHIN CROSSWALK

They're Baaack

at least long enough to test them out.

Red Lights Optional

Note that the WHITE truck ran the red light. The red truck entered the intersection (on red) a good two-count after the light turned red (red light , one thousand , two thousand , zooom-red-truck ...).

Avast Ye Thievin' Blaggarts!

Pirate statue stolen from bookstore—The Daily Reflector

Ye 'll be hanged from the yardarm!