Glugh Glugh!

Q. Where's the best parking in Greenville if you're a drunken fireman?
A. The Police lot!

Red is the color ...

... in the white van's eyes
In the noontime, when he drives
In the noontime, when he drives
That's the time,
That's the time
G-PO should arrest!

Moto Cycle

See .. I TOLD you I'm sleepy

I'M SLEEPY!

Caribou Coffee :: Mint Condition

How to discontinue a product:
Make something I really like.
Shortly after it will be discontinued‽

Yet Another Red-light Runner

Note that the greenish car in FRONT of the white SUV ran the red light. The white SUV was so eager for the opportunity to run a red light in front of the Greenville, NC police station, that unlike most traffic on Greene Street, it didn't accelerate at all when the light turned yellow, instead it waited until AFTER the light turned red (and while it was still three or four car lengths before entering the intersection) before flooring it‽ And here you see it, with reckless (and only by the grace of God wreckless) disregard for life and property, illegally driving through a red light.

Froggy on the wall

Glugh Glugh!

Q. Where's the best parking in Greenville if you're drunk.
A. The Police lot!

XYZ :: eXamine Your Zig

Or you should have zigged when you zagged ( or if you're too drunk to park, then why not hang a tire over a line in the police lot? ).